Love and Hatred

If you love her, take her to New York, because it is heaven.
If you hate her, take her to New York, because it is hell.
(This is from the famous Chinese TV series " The Pekingese in New York")

If you love your kid, send him to a teacher's university so that he can be a teacher;
If you hate your kid, send him to a teacher's university so that he can be a teacher!
( This is from my own experience.)