Funny Ads from the Internet

• Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
• Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
• Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
• Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
• 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
• Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
• See ladies blouses. 50% off!
• Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
• Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

A Funny Conversation between Bush and Rice

Love and Hatred

If you love her, take her to New York, because it is heaven.
If you hate her, take her to New York, because it is hell.
(This is from the famous Chinese TV series " The Pekingese in New York")

If you love your kid, send him to a teacher's university so that he can be a teacher;
If you hate your kid, send him to a teacher's university so that he can be a teacher!
( This is from my own experience.)